lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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xyako:


I need this 

yo this would be amazing for people with anxiety! It’s like a calming glitter jar, but you can keep it on you, on your phone. If you feel panic set it just watch it for a little while. 

xyako:

I need this 

yo this would be amazing for people with anxiety! It’s like a calming glitter jar, but you can keep it on you, on your phone. If you feel panic set it just watch it for a little while. 

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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

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Rules for Happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.

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