• mirror: mmm yasss you look so goooood
  • phone camera: you're ugly go to bed

romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

(via g3toffmyjohnson)

kjettplane:

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

daflyguy25

(via gunsonyalls)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(via braydaaan)

lumpy-pizza-princess:

bodylovingfatblogging:

I don’t want someone who will just tolerate my body. 
I deserve to be worshipped for my curves. 
I deserve to be loved for my shape and size. 

I don’t need to be told I’d look better if I lost part of who I am. 

I am not a last resort or an easy lay.
I’m a fucking lumpy fat princess and I deserve to be reminded everyday.

(via lgfua-d)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via gunsonyalls)

ohsaratopia:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world

(via prettyfacebuilttolast)

Rules for Happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.

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